Bloody fucking fucking fuck fuck!

I forgot how much a Brazillian fucking HURTS.

I'm stupidly proud that my daughter shares genes with this tiny ball of amazing. The Campbell brothers might have wanker potential, but damn they create gorgeous offspring.

If he isn't going to grow up to be a blond bombshell, I'll eat my own arse cheeks.

Sometimes you don't realise you're mental until someone you loves points it out to you. When that someone is your gorgeous husband who is usually so calm and rolls with it, you know you're completely fucking nuts.

So.

Today, I went to a baby store and bought THIS, THIS and THIS... and the world didn't explode ( Read more... )

Ali? Are you around, baby?

Al?

Fuck, I really want crunchy peanut butter, like right fucking now.

In 15 days, I'm going to be a wife.

OMFG.